Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Meat! The Beetles!


TONIGHT'S MENU:
First course: Appetizer!

Second course: Fish

Third course: Sorbet (to get rid of that fishy taste!)

Fourth course: Main course -- [NOTE: The USDA has declared this dish "unfit for human consumption". Pah! What do they know?]

Fifth course: Salad More Meat! (Are you tasting it or is it the other way around?)

Sixth course: The thinking man's course

Seventh course: Dessert

Eighth course: Drinks

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